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On this bike ride, you might expect:
- - inconvenient passageways
- - oblique strategies
- - Oulipian constraints
- - cover versions of other people's rides,
- - performed with amateurish enthusiasm
- - amateurish enthusiasm
- - disorientation
- - reorientation
- - pool halls
- - bowling alleys
- - karaoke
- - geocaching
- - full moon picnics
- - traffic median tea parties
- - rivers that no longer exist
- - smell tourism
- - Couchwick v2.0
Furthermore:
- - a medium pace (probably not for beginners;
- - certainly not a hustle)
- - approx. 20-35 miles
- - likely some hills
- - maybe some off-roading
- - few stops, short stops
- - but we're not in a rush; we don't need to run every light
- - victory donuts!